"I never checked you out! When'd I check you out?"
"We were in Sears. You looked at a bikini, you looked at me out of the corner of your eye, you looked at the bikini again, and you got this really dorktastic grin on your face."
"Maybe I was just appreciating the fine stitching on the word 'Naughty'."
"Hey, if shiny thread tickles your pickle, I'm okay with that, but it was still kind of creepy to watch."
"Pft, if I creep you out so damn much, why'd you come back to my place?"
"You have Chex Mix, I do not."
"I don't have Chex Mix."
"You do. I bought it for you."
"I'm going to pour us a bowl. Go put a movie on."
Spoilers for future episodes of FH beyond the cut. ( Collapse )